Our Packages...
Dedicated Prayer
One or more prayers will kneel and pray without any breaks for an 8 hour period 7 days a week for your sins, and your sins alone
Pool Prayer
Aimed at the light sinner, or the sinner on a budget, our pool prayer package buys you a time share in a group of prayers who willcollectively pray for your and the other pool members sins.
...outsource your sin. In this crazy modern world of fast cars and fast food, finding time to pray can be difficult. With the internet bringing temptation into your homes, how do you find time to pray for forgiveness between your sins?
This is where outsourcing can help. What you may spend on a bag of chips can pay somebody in the third world to spend a 40 hour week praying for your forgiveness, allowing you to sin guilt free knowing at the end of your decadent ride, St. Peter will high five you and waive you through the gates.
We have teams of prayers in countries you've never heard of living in conditions you'd struggle to imagine. Your small contribution will pull a third world worker from a factory who will proceed to pray full time for your forgiveness in an approximation of your language. This redirection of labour creates a vacancy in the factory, allowing a child to leave school and detail the stiching on your latest fashionable hoodie, pashmina, or aircushioned trainers.
